You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to start up a De-Stress Your Life Reality Show. I’ll hire a cameraman, go into people’s homes of whom have the craziest, most toxic lifestyles and I’ll do what the Nanny or Jillian does, I’ll show them how to live better. This’ll be great. Swami Cat is shaking his head again. Why Swamiji I’ll do it in a loving Yogic way? I’ll wake them up early, and show them how to meditate. Then I’ll dramatically throw the caffeine in the garbage. Caffeine bad! Chamomile good! I’ll have them practice surya namaskara instead of checking their email before work. Do a few rounds of analoma viloma breaths instead of making the kids’ bagged lunch. I’ll ask their spouse or the kids to do it themselves. Remind them that the heart always pumps to itself first so it is important to take care of their mind/body/spirit in order to take care of others. Maybe we take the cameras and follow them to work. Remind them to stretch and breathe instead of that smoke break. At noon, the crew and I drag them outside in nature instead of staying in florescent lighting and eating a heavy meal. This is going to be a hit. At home, I’ll make sure that the newspapers are thrown out and spiritual texts are brought in. I’ll be there at night to turn off mindless television and Facebook activities and inspire a few rounds of pranayama before evening meditation. And if they refuse, we’ll firmly remind them that stress kills. We’ll force Yoga into the lives of Americans everywhere!
Swami Cat where are you going? Why are you leaving? Oh, you can’t force Yoga onto anyone, that’s against ahimsa? Hm. One can not force anything in Yoga, yes I have heard that in Hatha class. Yes, I remember, but it would benefit them so much, and they would see eventually that… Yes, Swamiji you are right.
And so my brilliant, although misguided, moment of Saving the World has ended before it began. I guess there won’t be a reality show like this. I’ll just keep waking up at dawn and practicing on my own. I think I’ll start practicing outside on the lawn, therefore if someone wants to learn they can find me. I could put out a Yoga mat and a sign that says, this mat is reserved for you. Hm…
Saving the World one breath at a time.
Until next time.
May you experience light, love and laughter today and everyday.