Dearest Yogis,
Well we survived! Another day. Another chance to laugh, isn't it so?
I thought it about time we started a Yoga blast of laughter. Send in your Yogic-style jokes. I look forward to reading them.
Here is mine which I heard from the sweetest most open hearted nurse/Yogi that I ever had the privilege of learning from-- Radha/Ginny at Freehold Yoga Center
The Joke:
This guy walks into a barber and asks him to buzz his hair and says,"Whatever you do, do not take my headphones off." The barber cuts his hair as he wishes but thinks that's weird because it won't look very good. Next week the same guy comes in and asks for the same thing. This happens three more times and then the next time the guy comes in asks for a haircut and reminds him that whatever you do don't take the headphones off. So the barber begins to cut. This time the guy falls asleep. So he quickly takes the headphones off, buzzes his hair and then replaces them on his ears. But when he tries to wake the guy, the guy doesn't wake up. The barber tries but the man's fallen unconscious. The barber lifts the headphones to his own ears and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Don't Forget To Breathe!
(And on your walk today even if it rains you can smell those wonderful flowers that are bursting open right now!)
Please send your own favorite Yogic joke to Swami Cat.
Well we survived! Another day. Another chance to laugh, isn't it so?
I thought it about time we started a Yoga blast of laughter. Send in your Yogic-style jokes. I look forward to reading them.
Here is mine which I heard from the sweetest most open hearted nurse/Yogi that I ever had the privilege of learning from-- Radha/Ginny at Freehold Yoga Center
The Joke:
This guy walks into a barber and asks him to buzz his hair and says,"Whatever you do, do not take my headphones off." The barber cuts his hair as he wishes but thinks that's weird because it won't look very good. Next week the same guy comes in and asks for the same thing. This happens three more times and then the next time the guy comes in asks for a haircut and reminds him that whatever you do don't take the headphones off. So the barber begins to cut. This time the guy falls asleep. So he quickly takes the headphones off, buzzes his hair and then replaces them on his ears. But when he tries to wake the guy, the guy doesn't wake up. The barber tries but the man's fallen unconscious. The barber lifts the headphones to his own ears and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Don't Forget To Breathe!
(And on your walk today even if it rains you can smell those wonderful flowers that are bursting open right now!)
Please send your own favorite Yogic joke to Swami Cat.
Yoga Studio looking for new members. Inquire within.
ReplyDelete